Somebody get me a doctor!!!

That'll do!!!!!!!! Lookie... he likes kittens..the man is perfect I tell you.. PERFECT.

Well its been a bit of a Tennant based weekend really and it was completely unintentional too!! I know you'll all find that very hard to believe LOL.

So Friday was a bit of a nightmare really, first of all I had my nephew Zakk for the day. This was not nightmarish at all and was actually quite pleasant as even though he wasn't feeling his best we still had fun. No, the nightmare began when Angelina got home...

I love my daughter, I really do but she's a nosy little bugger!! She picked up the tv buttons and pressed them all "to see what they all do...because I is boreded, yes I am arent I?" this would normally be fine only whatever she pressed killed the tv.

So, come 3pm I have 4 (yes FOUR) children in the house and no tv. I was kinda scared... so I fiddled with the wires and managed to gain a picture but no sound.

Fighting the urge to open a bottle of gin and go buy some cigarettes I sat patiently on the floor meticulously checking wires and pressing buttons and nothing happened, so I got up off the floor and went to the phone where I proceeded to call my husband at work just to call him a twat. I ranted at him for a little while about how things would be much simpler if all the electrical appliances in the house weren't all hooked together through the cable box and why can we not just have the tv and cable connected to each other instead of via the dvd and video and (as I'm sure I've mentioned elsewhere in this blog) his left b*llock.

Calmly (as he always is, even when I'm exceptionally short with him and rude and stressed as I often am) he explained that as he was in a kitchen 5 miles away preparing dinner for a shitload of people there wasn't really much he could do and I should check various things and maybe phone Virgin media for help OR I could wait, in the quiet for the next 5 hours until he came home.

Well I'd already tried everything so I waited and he came through the door and fixed it within 3 seconds and i STILL don't know what was wrong with it!!! bastard. LOL

Anyway in the meantime I had discovered that it was a problem with the cable box as the sound for the dvd player was fine... winner think I, I shall watch a dvd this evening whilst waiting for RIch to come home.

Cue Mr Tennant ;)



He was calling to me see??? Beckoning me to join him... and I have to admit I didn't require much persuasion even though I have about 3 weeks worth of Eastenders that really need catching up on before I fall into Mr Tennants beautiful brown eyes once more... *le sigh*

Anyway..I settled on Casanova - for one reason only. David is HOT in it and I needed cheering up!!

2 hours later I was much calmer indeed... LOL

So Saturday comes and I get bugger all done cos my Mum visits in the morning and the kids have a party in the afternoon and I have forgotten to get a present, so Saturday morning is spent rushing around organising girls and party dresses and hair plaiting and quickly nipping to Sainsbury's for a present for a little girl and whilst I was down there what do I find?? A dalek toy that no 1 child doesnt have... that'll go with the Davros figure I bought last week, bang it in the trolley...stocking filler... bargain!

Doctor Who...mmmm... set me off thinking about Tennant again...

So the party goes well, kids are exhausted and asleep by 7 ish and I settle down for a night of tacky Saturday night X Factor tv.

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep..

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep..

wtf is that annoying bleeping? Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! there it goes again just as Take That start singing (gotta love Take That) and so I ignore it.

It bleeps for a couple of hours and then it stops... and I work out that its my phone and the battery has just died so I chuck it back in my bag and forget about it.

Sunday morning comes bringing rain and cold and a football match at the back of Hanson School in the middle of a buggering force 10 gale. Joy.

I dress up the kids, force my sister in law to join me and off we go. Freezing to bloody death all the way there and for the next hour whilst they play and then the 20 minute walk home. We were blue, the kids were blue and the air was decidedly blue after that... well actually before that when the stupid girl with the 400lb (slight exaggeration but not much....) Rottweiler that was dragging her along the muddy floor of the football pitch as it ran towards our beloved 7 year olds, let go of the lead. She let go and I almost killed her. If I hadn't had the girls with me I'd have walked over and chinned the b*tch I swear, but no...calm I was.

When I got home I could hear that beep again, I'd charged the phone and switched it on. Message from my mate Lou telling me "BBC2 9.10pm 2nite, make sure Rich is out and kids r in bed! x

So I find the tv guide and flick back to Saturday to see what I've missed.


"BB2 9.10pm Einstein and Eddington. Andy Serkis and David Tennant star in this...."

BUGGER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I sulk for an hour and then remember the wonder that is the BBC iplayer and all is well with the world once more!!!

So having spent so much time in the company of the delightfully lovely Mr T this weekend, would it surprise any of you to know I dreamed of Mr Tennant last night?? LOL didn't think so...

xx