Shooooooooopping!!!!

I was just about to say that it wasn't for anything good... but then I remembered it was, it was for school uniform, which meeeeeeeeeeeeeans that its almost time to go back to school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can I get a "HELL YES!!!!!!" from all the Mum's that have been playing "To strangle the 6 year old or not to strangle him?? That is the question..." lately??

Yes the count down has begun. It is 12 days until the new school year begins and as much as she loves her son and heir and her 2 precious princesses this Mummy can't FOOKIN wait.

I swear, between the nemesis child (Angelina) and the devil in disguise (Heather) and the boy Spawn of that Satanic hairy woolly mammoth doomsters monster I married I do NOT know which is worst.

They fight over the tv, they fight over toys, they fight over who has most sweets or who's wearing which lipstick or in Jakes case

"why can't Jake wear lipstick Mummy??"

"Because he's a boy??...no angelina you cannot cover Jake in makeup if he doesnt want you to... no, please stop poking him in the eye, he doesnt want your finger in his eye even if it has pink eyeshadow on it... Angelina if he doesn't want to wear green eyeshadow either......OH HELL NO LADY!!! YOU DID NOT JUST PUT LIPSTICK ON THE CAT!!! ...why does she smell of Valentino?? Jake put your sister down...no, not on her head, NO you can NOT 'drop kick her into next week'...ok..is it bedtime yet? hmmmm 8.30am best have some breakfast then..."

and so on... it has been most joyful but enough already, its time to go back to school.

So I do formally declare that if the lovely Mrs Nixon doesn't open the school very very soon I'm sending the kids to play at her house next half term. There...see how much you like that biznatch!

Beauty school!!!!

Guess what my little madams got up to this morning?

 

 

 

 
Me thinks this having girl children could get awfully expensive!!!

 

which one of you buggers keeps interrupting the Juicy love then?

Its no secret that my brain hasn't been functioning at its full capacity lately, I think a combination of this years events and the kids being off for the summer holidays is taking its toll and my stress levels are rocketing..

I appear to be enjoy myself very much however, in the few meazly moments of that thing formerly known as 'sleep' that I am squeezing in usually between the hours of 4 and 7am (I swear I got more sleep when I was breast feeding twins!!!) and I have embarked on a series of what can only be described as 'steamy' rendezvous with some of the most delectable hotties of the celebrity world!! Yes.... Its fun...but yes I'm being sarcastic too and not all of them are as lovely as my favourite 'Doctor' lol

ahhhhhyes 'tis true, last week I had a dalliance with the lovely David Tennant (always a winner!!!), he's a regular visitor to my night time life though so there's nothing new there...cue *le dreamy sigh* for the lovely Doctor ;) but anyway, over the last few weeks he's had to share me with my bezzie mate Donna's hubby (also known as Johnny Depp), DCI Gene Hunt... o_O ya..not quite sure what happened there (although knowing me it probably involved fluffy pink handcuffs hahahaha), think it may have something to do with that Ashes to Ashes boxset I bought Rich for his birthday hmmmm anyway where was I?? oh yes...and *drum roll* Steven Tyler - I said I was weird.

But this is not what worries me, oh no. What is worrying me is that I am hearing voices. I know I've always been a little weird in the psychic ability department. It's true that I have picked up the phone to ring someone and found that they are actually on the other end of the line having just dialled my number AND you know the one where you dream of someone that you haven't seen for ages and then you're walking down the street (usually with a hangover and looking like cat vomit or worse) and there they are?? Yes, thats me... I do that ALL THE TIME!!!! I finish people's sentences and know what they are going to say and all that rubbish too so I do know I can be weird sometimes but really...hearing voices is one step too far even for me.

So there I am in the midst of my 'meeting' with the aforementioned Mr Tyler and its just getting interesting and someone shouts my name in my ear and I wake very quickly, the dream melts away as I fly out of my bed and look out of the (still) open window. It was that real that I was convinced someone was calling me, then I realised that someone had said called my maiden name and I have to admit I went a bit cold.... there is no one around here that would know me by that name...

So I figure, ok... spooky occurence then and hurry around checking kids are still in their beds and I find Rich snoring downstairs on the sofa, tv and lights still on etc so I put a blanket over him and switch off everything and go back to bed.

Then I have to fight the temptation to call all of my relatives and make sure no one's had an accident or died or had a baby or something equally life changing and I figure that they would phone me so I reach for my mobile and the battery is flat.... I feel a little like I've entered the Twilight Zone and I'm pissed off cos its 3.30 am and I'm wide awake once more and my dream was rudely interrupted by some person shouting at me who is yet to show themselves to me.

Are you thinking what I was thinking???

hmmmm....I wondered that too..