Shooooooooopping!!!!

I was just about to say that it wasn't for anything good... but then I remembered it was, it was for school uniform, which meeeeeeeeeeeeeans that its almost time to go back to school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can I get a "HELL YES!!!!!!" from all the Mum's that have been playing "To strangle the 6 year old or not to strangle him?? That is the question..." lately??

Yes the count down has begun. It is 12 days until the new school year begins and as much as she loves her son and heir and her 2 precious princesses this Mummy can't FOOKIN wait.

I swear, between the nemesis child (Angelina) and the devil in disguise (Heather) and the boy Spawn of that Satanic hairy woolly mammoth doomsters monster I married I do NOT know which is worst.

They fight over the tv, they fight over toys, they fight over who has most sweets or who's wearing which lipstick or in Jakes case

"why can't Jake wear lipstick Mummy??"

"Because he's a boy??...no angelina you cannot cover Jake in makeup if he doesnt want you to... no, please stop poking him in the eye, he doesnt want your finger in his eye even if it has pink eyeshadow on it... Angelina if he doesn't want to wear green eyeshadow either......OH HELL NO LADY!!! YOU DID NOT JUST PUT LIPSTICK ON THE CAT!!! ...why does she smell of Valentino?? Jake put your sister down...no, not on her head, NO you can NOT 'drop kick her into next week'...ok..is it bedtime yet? hmmmm 8.30am best have some breakfast then..."

and so on... it has been most joyful but enough already, its time to go back to school.

So I do formally declare that if the lovely Mrs Nixon doesn't open the school very very soon I'm sending the kids to play at her house next half term. There...see how much you like that biznatch!