Jennie 1 point..

Skip Scavengers nil points!!!

So this morning the broken microwave is missing from my skip and not only that but we put the metal frames for 2 old ikea chairs in there too (we'd even taken them apart and lost some screws etc) and had forgotten to put the chair covers in the skip (they were in the conservatory..oops) and the buggers have nicked the frames too... completely useless.. cant sit down on em without the covers.. take anything they will.

So this morning in the skip there was some bits of old wood, a cardboard box and some broken toys... thats it, now dont get me wrong.. I dont mind anyone helping themselves to anything that's useful but do you have to rifle through and leave all the other shit you don't want all over my driveway?? No you dont, you can pick it all up and put it back in the skip instead of leaving it for me to do it...I've already chucked it in the skip once, I dont really feel like getting up and coming downstairs to a front garden full of crap.. but this seems to be too much trouble for some people and so I devised me a cunning plan...

Mum and John came down to help... some bags of old tat - that I'd kept in the house for fear that my old pants or worse...Richards (eek!!) might end up strewn across the street (can you believe I paid for a skip to get rid of the rubbish which I then kept inside?? it's ridiculous!!) - went in (including seat covers for old ikea chairs HAHA), the broken old door etc..

and theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen we emptied a load of garden rubbish over everything, worms, woodlice, garden snails, spiders and the lot.

HA! go rifle through my skip now if you dare...

enjoy.

mwahahahaha I'm totally going to hell...