I have returned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes yes I know I have neglected you all lately you poor lil buggers but it only makes me that much more interesting when I return doesn't it??

You know you missed me... admit it ;) LOL

"So where have you beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen??" I hear you asking...

WELL... lots has happened actually... I've been a lil bit of a social butterfly lately!!

Yes I have ventured outside!!!!!!! Apparently there is this whole other world out there... and a night time it comes alive!!!! (I know, I was shocked too...) People get dressed up and go to these places called "Bars".

I have discovered I enjoy this activity immensely.. it is great fun. lol

SO... been going out and getting a bit merry with Tracey quite a bit... yes, the boys down the "Turls Green Bar" (or "Turtles Head Bar" Tracey calls it) are overly impressed with my rack. So a couple of bar men are obsessed with teh boobs...whats new I hear you ask? Well one in particular got so excited his beer pump exploded all over me and I got a free pint LOL ;)

what else....

Oooh Simon and Sarah named my nephew.. Albie Callan Peter Smith, a little unusual but Simon and Sarah like that and thats ok with me..

NEXT!

JenJen's off back to school... mmmmhmmmm I am a mathematical dunce I'm afraid so as part of my list of "Dad things to complete" I am attempting to get an o level grade in basic maths... which for all of you young 'uns that doesn't remember o levels, its a GCSE grade C or above.

So off I trot to the college last Wednesday to take the adult numeracy test to see how much work I need to do and I sort of surprised myself really.. I wasnt as bad as I thought, he said I could take my GCSE but they dont do them until September so instead I'm taking a free (yes FREE!! I was not aware that Bradford Council offered anything for free...I think the end of the world is nigh actually!) numeracy course which should brush up my skills and enable me to start the GCSE course in September. YAY ME!

I'm a student... hahah and this time I wont have to lie on the Union card so I can get into pubs cos I'm already waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay old enough!!! heh...wait... thats not a good thing is it? o_O bugger.

ummm what else... hmmmm..Oooh ... I'm about to start work on a new project with a friend.. She 'head hunted' me too so I is feeling all specials.. in a good way...lol. But its secret so can't tell you much, it'll be fun and interesting and exciting too I think... good news is it pays... and in Aldi wine too so thats a total winner for me!!! hehehe... so watch this space for details.... of which there will be none.

AHAHAHA I'm going to hell aren't I?

I'm almost done with the driving lessons...thank God, if I ever have to drive up Park Road again I'm gonna cry.... and I have decided to buy a tank to drive the kids around in.

This excites me and so is v. good.

and thats about it at the moment...next couple of weeks are gonna be tough, no doubt you'll hear all about that later...

xx