super specialist non smoking type person in the world....

YES I AM!!!

Went to see Joanne, the "lady that teaches you not to smoke" haha yes, I am back at school...non smoking school!!

So, 2 weeks ago when I first saw her she did the dreaded Carbon Monoxide test, you hold your breath for 15 seconds and then blow into the little breathalizer-type thing until your lungs are totally empty and it counts how much there is in your blood.

0-5 = non smoker, 5-10 = light smoker, 10 - 15 = average smoker & 15 - 20 = Heavy smoker.

well... my first reading was 35.

yes thats right, I said 35...

OFF THE BLOODY SCALE!!!!!!

worried??? nah I wasn't really, well not until she went pale and said "erm... thats a bit high Mrs Savage" !!!!! I was a teenyweeny bit more worried after that but seeing as I'm double-hard bitch I coped quite well...hardly a sign of panic at all!

Anywho, this week I go and see Joanne again, I hold my breath for 15 seconds and blow into the tube and the little digital counter doesn't move.

"Joanne its...it's not working... it's broken." say I shaking the machine and holding it to my ear.. "mine is broken... I brokededed it!!!" I say as she prises it from my stressed little hand and then I give out a big sigh....

"No Jennie, its not broken...you have no Carbon Monoxide in your blood."

and as my mouth falls open she says with a smile "its off the right end of the scale this time!"

so I'm 2 weeks in and pretty proud of me and my kids are proud of me and my hubby is proud of me and my friends and family are proud of me and I think my Dad would be too!

2 weeks down and only the rest of my life to go!!!!!!!!!!!!

piece of f*ckin piss.... ;)

as I'm sure I said already, I am the super specialist non smoking type person in the world ever - yes I AM!

xx