Mwahahahahahahahahaha...I think I tinkled!!

Richard's Christmas gift arrived in the mail this morning, I am SOOOOOOOOO desperate to tell you all what it is but I can't cos he's been reading here lately (ha ha ha you thought I was going to tell all here didn't you Rich? :p) and it'll spoil it.

Needless to say I cannot wait until Christmas Day... actually it'll have to be late on Christmas Eve cos its really not suitable for the children ;)

After this I shall forever be known as the best wife in the world ever though... and I can think of 2 of his mates that will wish their wives/s.o.'s were as smart and funny as me!!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHE.

Can't wait. He's gonna pee himself. mwahahahah

I PAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSED!!!!!!!!!!!

I am the jammiest git in the world ever!!!

49 out of 50 for the questions and 60 out of 75 on the Hazard Perception Clips...

Time for the happy dance I think...

I'm stressed.

This is not good, I'm stressed again!!!

It seems that I've always got my knickers in a twist over something lately... I don't know whats going on!! I USED to be calm and chilled out!! I USED to be the most relaxed person..ok 'woman' I know cos Rich is the most relaxed 'person' I know (- that man is so relaxed he's virtually horizontal most of the time!!), I USED to be ready with a quick "it'll be 'right" answer for everything... but not anymore it seems.

What happened?

I'm one grumpy biatch! Maybe its old age, maybe its just that I have more to worry about now... I dunno.

I always used to think that all my problems would be solved if I just had a bit more than 'enough' money...just so I always had a little bit of back up to hand...

nope. I have way more than enough now and I'm still stressed, I just found other things to be stressed about!!!

This weekend its my theory test thats stressing me out.

I'm soooooooooooooooo fooked it's not funny... and I'm quite prepared. I have a little dvd and some books and a highway code and online mock tests etc and I'm still not happy.

There are 50 questions and I have to get at least 43 right and then there are 14 hazard perception clips and I have to get 44 points out of 75 and it is HARD.

Put it this way, if I get through this damn thing tomorrow it'll be a bloody miracle. I'm fully prepared to put this one down to experience and try again in 3 months!!

Fingers crossed everybody!

he loves me.... he loves me not...

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee."

- William Shakespeare.

I have one word for this...actually its more of a sound...

hmph.

My darling husband comes through the door this evening full of excitement. He has a night off...

A night off for a chef is a rare occurence. Being a chef's wife isn't the easiest thing in the world... whilst you get birthday's and anniversaries, Xmas, New Year, Valentine's, Mother's Day etc... the poor chef's wife gets...well...bugger all.
Pity poor Jen for it is no fun :(

So when my beloved comes home chatting merrily about an evening off there is excitement in the air!! I wonder what the occasion may be? it is not our anniversary... my birthday is in June and its not Xmas for another month so what gives?

What could it be? wait!!!!! Maybe my husband is going to treat me to "dinner and a movie" as Donna would say...a 'date'. I wait patiently to be invited.

and then I realise....

No. dinner and a movie is not happening.... for my husband has the night of the 24th off.

He has not taken the night off for lil old me... Noooooooooooooooooooooooo he has taken the evening off for this man...



Jack f*ckin' Bauer.

how rude.

So no, it appears I am NOT more lovely and more temperate than a summers fookin day, Keifer Sutherland though, apparently is. LOL

Bit tired now...

It's been one hell of a week...

Simon, eldest brother and tree-hugging hippy of the family came up to visit. He was sporting a rather fetching beard, made him look..... warm (if that makes sense?), ah well, at least he can still grow hair on part of his head, even if its a bit further south than it used to be. heh.
Anyway he was here to help with the clearing of Dad's house and to cut a long story short we got nowhere fast. That man had an insane amount of books and cd's ("Educational!") and I secretly suspect they are multiplying on their own whilst we're not looking!! Still got some stuff done and some important things across the county to Auntie Sandra (still drinking her pomegranate juice by the bucket load bless her!!) which is great cos it needed doing.

Unfortunately whilst he was here we infected him with our lurgy.... yes this week we have been in quarantine for we are "Unclean!!". We have the sickness... I have been puked on numerous times by at least 2 of my children this week... one of them shit the bed and one shit their pants too!! (and that was just Rich!! LMFAO - I just kidding...) YAY! so its been eventful to say the least, with much plenty washing and drying and re-making beds and changing nightwear and holding hair back over sick buckets etc... I know you're all SOOOOOOOOOOOO glad I'm sharing but TOUGH. I've had it all week, I'm exhausted!!! Haven't had a full nights sleep since last Saturday night!! you WILL hear of it.

It wasn't nice. anyway they all feel much better now (fingers crossed) - yes, just in time for the weekend, amazing isn't it? - and they will be returning to school bright and early on Monday morning or maybe even earlier (like Sunday night) if they don't stop arguing... they'll be alright sitting quietly outside nursery for 8 hours wont they??

Anyway, our purpose to infect the world with this lurgy was almost complete until we were uncovered as the starting point of it all... and we were doing so well too!! Angelina and Jake gave it to Simon and Rich, Simon gave it to Mum and a couple of other people and then people stopped visiting... how rude.

Other news this week... my friend and neighbour Jen has got the cutest lil puppy!!!! he's called Gismo and he's a Minature Yorkshire Terrier...also known as 'rat sized' I believe. He's the cutest thing, here's a pic (- this isn't actually him cos the camera on my phone is crap so I googled, but its a really close match!!!)

how cute is that? The whole street is in love with him, great big grown men all falling over themselves for a cuddle, its too funny!!!

What else...hmmm... done lots of Xmas shopping this week... finally managed to get hold of someone in the US that has 2 Giselle dolls and won't charge me a small fortune for the postage costs, so we'll see what happens there... no doubt customs will manage to piss on my bonfire if they can.

Thats about it. Not much else to tell, I'm sure I've forgotten something but it'll come to me about 4am as usual....

ahhhhhhh the old one's are always the best!!!

An old one for me mate Lou... enjoy!!

must...fight...urge...to... kill....

Buggering Girls Aloud song is stuck in my head.

It's going round and round and round.....