For why? I hear you ask.. The festivities are only just over.. what can possibly have gone wrong just 4 days in?
Well.. firstly I'm ill.. and I'm a shitty patient. lol
I have the most horrific chest infection which has been caused by some sort of virus/flu type thing, which has exacerbated my asthma symptoms. Basically I've had flu which has gone on to my chest and brought on my asthma and ...I can't breathe!!! I have wheezing all over my lung area and crackling at the bottom.. which is a early warning sign of pnuemonia (sp?) apparently, according to my nursey friend who is more knowledgeable than a medical dictionary I swear.
This probably explains why I have to take 3 antibiotics, 8 steroids and as much puffer as I need coupled with pain killers, steam baths/head over a bowl with the old olbas oil etc and cough medicine too.. I can't drink, cos of the antibiotics and the steroids keep me awake all night if the coughing doesn't AND the antibiotics have given me the trots... delightful.
As always I look completely stunning (o_O!!)... my lovely lank and greasy hair that desperate needs washing is scraped back off my face and chucked up in a lil pink bobble, (hot I know..), I'm in my pj's, my house is a shit-tip and poor Grandad John is not only ferrying me between doctors and chemists and home but he's also taking my kids to school too.
LOVELY start to the New Year!!!! It can't get any worse can it??
Well apparently so.. there I am, up out of bed to get some breakfast (can't take all those pills on an empty stomach) browsing through the morning's gossip headlines over at the Daily Mail and what do I find??
David Tennant to marry girlfriend Georgia-Moffett

I'm off to put my head int'oven.
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