It's all me, me, me, me...ME!!!!

Random points:-


1. I am 34. 34 sucks so far. Bring on 35!

2. My hair has a life of its own... some days it plays nice and others it doesn't, these are usually the days that I am unable to avoid leaving the house, they are more commonly known as "school days" (YAY!)

3. I have 2 brothers.

One is a total friggin' hippy, happily living a nice and peaceful existence growing vegetables and drinking scrumpy (thats what hippies do isn't it?) with his gorgeous lil mini tree-hugger in tow.. love it..bless em!!

and the other one resembles this man at the moment check out that beard...you think I'm joking but I'm not...

4. I am a direct descendant of Alf Garnett... look see!!



heh.. that's my Grandpa Jack, it should be his birthday today (happy birthday!!!) but he's no longer with us... and from what I'm told he was a very nice man and not at all like Alf Garnett..

5. I am married to Batman AND I can prove it too..



6. Batman snores.. and I you tubed it.. heh.



yeah yeah.. I am a big b*tch.. this post is stuff about Jen that we DON'T know...lol

7. The name "in't it aren't we don't we?" came from my children. At one point in all there wee lives they would use the words "in't it Mummy?" or "aren't we Mummy?" or "don't we Mummy?" at the end of every sentence and it always made me smile.. of course then they started saying all 3... "It's time for nursery in't it, aren't we, don't we Mummy?" or .. "we're off to Nana's now in't it, aren't we, don't we Mummy?" - after a few times it sort of stuck and soon Jake and Rich and I were all saying it for fun... it went on forever and still, occasionally makes a reappearance, usually when I need a smile.

8. 259 is the magic number.. oh yes it is... it's the magic number.. (and that's a whole other story...lol)

9. It's cold today and my nipples hurt.... what? I said they were random...lol

10. I haven't even thought about Xmas yet and it's only 5 weeks to go. heh I'm way too cool to be organised.

11. I am destined to spend eternity "getting my house sorted". It's true!! I start off well and "Gok" the wardrobe and then fill it back up again.. or I rent a skip.. throw out all my old crap and then go shopping for new "crap" ORRRRRRRRRRRR I spend the whole day blitzing the room and throwing out junk and then I go into the kitchen to make a much needed cuppa annnnnnnnnnd (you know where I'm going with this don't you?) come back to find the kids have emptied their toy box onto the floor for that toy right at the bottom of the toy box that they just HAVE to have and then they've buggered off to play somewhere else and not bothered to tidy up.. OOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR I clean the bathroom and Rich chooses that day to shave his grizzly adams-like facial hair off and leave it all over my nice clean sink... OOORRRRRRRRRRRR... nah bugger it.. I could go all day with this one.. better save it for another post...lol.

12. I am off to see Alice in Chains on Saturday (YAY!) and my Mum is having all 3 kids stay over at her house.. for the 1st time EVER. This means that for over the last 8 years there has always been a child with me at some point every day... I will not know what to do with myself will I?

13. My driving test is SOON. shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. not scared much.

14. I'm bored now. Bye. xx