We've had quite a lot of entertaining moments out of the temperamental one lately - which is always good for me as she's much nicer to be with when she's in a good mood!!!
She had the taxi man in fits the other day, we were coming home from Traceys (another craft filled afternoon of sewing and coffee and putting the world to rights) and I give him the street name (Summerbridge Crescent) and Angelina pipes up from the back seat
"I want one!!! I want one!!! Please Muuuuuuuuum!!" so I ask her what she's on about because (naturally) I have no clue what goes on in that busy head of hers and she says
"I want a present too!!!" at which point her eyes fill with tears as the other two start screaming for presents that I'm supposed to have hidden with me in the front seat.
He thought it was hilarious, I however, was pretty frazzled after spending 20 minutes explaining the difference between 'present' and 'crescent'.
So later I ask her what she would like for supper, she wants some toast...ok think I. no problem, toast it is...
I ask her what she would like on her toast and she says.....
"Penis butter"
yes..she really did say it, I thought Rich was going to pee his pants.
The thing with Angelina is the more tired she gets the more violent she becomes and there were soon screams coming from the living room from Jake because Angelina had hit him full on in the face (bit painful but no blood thankfully) her reason for this??
"He NEARLY kicked me Mummy!!!!"
Oh what a day.... lol.
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