UNCLEAN!!!!! *ring's bell* Uncleeeeeeeeeeean!!!

*ring's bell*


Oooooof I've got man-flu.

I know it's man-flu cos Richard gave it to me (the big meanie).

I hate being sick...

There's snot and coughing and my bones ache and it's just not on, I've too much to do!!!! I'm fed up.


I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed a Doctor!!!

(heh... every cloud has a silver lining and all that..)


Reason's to be cheerful pt 1.



...there, I feel better already....

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH the shame....

(Current mood: Embarrassed.)

My Mum reads my blog (ohhhhhhhhh the shame of it...lol).

Not only does my Mum read my blog but she reads all your comments too!!! (hahahahah)

Everyone wave at my Mum!!!



My Mum said I need to swear a little less.... YES I'm hanging my head in shame ok??? LOL

Mum... I have only one thing to say....

b*ggery sh*tbag b*llocking a*se!!!!

there, I know I feel better and not only that but I can honestly say not a single swear word fell from my lips for at least the last 5 minutes!!

My fingers unfortunately, cannot say the same...hehehehehe

oh shush... you know you love me just as I am, swear words and all...

Mum.... do you think I've got tourettes?? heh... I f*ckin love you I do...

Yup, it's definitely tourettes!!!

xx

Fun in the snow!!

There was much fun in the snow to be had this past week, Jake hasn't been feeling too well so they were only out for about half an hour but that was plenty enough time to throw a heap of snow or 2 at Daddy!!

I LOVE Angelina's Miss Piggy impression and Heather's evil giggle.. enjoy. xx

The Savage Girls (Jake will have to be an honourary girl for this one)!!

My friend (and fellow GG addict) is sick :(

so this is to cheer her up...

Hope you don't pee your pants Nit!!

xx

p.s. Can I just say for the record that Blogger takes a ridiculously long time to upload a itty bitty video clip... seriously, I've been at this for half an hour now and it's STILL not there... not impressed at all, must remember to not bother doing this again..OR to do it when I have 15 other jobs on the go and then can have great fun racing to see who finishes first!!! Ooooh... I could make it a regular competition and have a running total and everything... ok.. little side tracked there anyhoo, Blogger gets this weeks prize for the "Can you be more annoying?" category of the interweb's shit websites list 2009.

p.p.s. OH GOD I'M SO MIND NUMBINGLY BORED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.p.p.s. ok the fan in my laptop has gone into overdrive and is obviously going to give up the ghost just as this f*ckin video finally uploads to the bloody post and thats really gonna p*ss me off because then I'm gonna have to start again and thats another hour of my life I'll never get back... the things I do for you Nat...lol

p.p.p.p.s. I'm bored.... off to watch GG. hahaha

Baldy baldy Daddy....

Rich had a shave.

I hate when Rich has a shave cos he just doesn't look right. For the last 10 years at least he has had some sort of facial hair, whether long or short, usually a goatee... very occasionally (and always when he just cant be arsed) a full on Grizzly Adams kinda thing lol.

Anyway, he decided that it was being completely shaved off and regrown, just for the hell of it and the girls have gone NUTS over it, they wont leave him alone!! They're following him everywhere and touching his face because they've never seen him without his beard!!!

Anyway here are some of the gems we've had over the last 5 minutes...

A: "Daddy, you're a kid again!!!"

H: "I think he looks like an old man"



Rich: "Give us a kiss then..."

Me: "fuck that you look like your brother and that is sooooooooooo NOT happening!"

Rich: "It'll have grown back in a couple of days!"

Me: "You can have your kiss then!"



H: "Your face looks funny!!"

A: "He's a kid called Daddy..."

J: "I think you looked better with the beard."

R: "Thanks for that..."

Me: "hahahahahahahaha"



H :"Mum, will Daddy grow a new beard and stush-stash (Moustache)??"

Me: "I don't know why?? Don't you like it??"

H: "I like him when he's normally....umm... normal...with hair"


and my own personal favourite....


H: "Daddy you've got boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

- he'd just had a shave, didn't have a shirt on!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!





Bless him.... the beard will be back by Friday. heheheh

deja vu?

I've got a bit of a "Groundhog Day" thing going on lately and it's driving me nuts. I get up, take the kids to school, come home, attempt to do the chores commonly associated with being a housewife, get completely distracted by something else, go collect the girls from nursery, go home, make and eat lunch (whilst watch GG of course!), again attempt to become vaguely interested in the housework, go collect Jake, come home, make and eat dinner, look around at mess and realise that in fact, I have started many many jobs today but unfortunately have completed none....

*le sigh* I cannot seem to get with it!! I am full of incredibly good intentions... I start.. I just don't get finished!! LOL

I think I have a touch of the winter blues about me too. It's becoming increasingly difficult to get out of bed in the morning as its still dark and me no likeeeeeee :(
Couple that with the fact that Jake has decided he doesn't do mornings either, Angelina cares not that it's not even 6am... it's all the same to her, she's had enough sleep and so its time to get up!! And Heather... my lovely happy child, has the worst cough in the history of all coughing-type things and is keeping me (and herself) awake all night with that and her fidgetting...

So the tiredness is probably adding to the lack of completion of anything... All projects are on hold until the darkness is over... I need better light to see now I'm old!! LOL and to be honest, I just don't feel like it.

On a lighter note tis the weekend to spend quality time with my elder brother and his lovely wife and kids who I haven't seen for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaages so that'll be fun. I get to meet my nephew too!! well... not quite... I get to talk to him through Sarah's belly button though!! (and yes, you can pretty much guarantee that is exactly what I'll do...lol) I can't wait for him to be born, its been soooooooo long since we had a baby in the family - even if he isn't here yet.. but even this happy event is tinged with sadness and memories of those that should be here but aren't. A visit from Simon always did bring happiness and excitement but now brings something else with it too... it's a weird feeling thats for sure.

Roll on spring.... the house needs another good clearout and so does my fragile mind...

feeling a bit....dotty?

Heather: "Mummy what's this?"

Me: "It's a puzzle book Darling."

Heather: "Yes Mummy, but what's these dot..dotssssss..ummm... dotseseses, these fingies for?"

Me: "It's a dot-to-dot puzzle Heather, you have to join the dots in number order and it makes a picture, then you can colour it in."

Heather: "Hmmmm." {pauses} "Angie look at this picture... it's all dotty."

Angie: "what do you do?"

Heather: "Mummy says you enjoy the dots n' numbers and then colour it in!!!"

Angie: "Thems very nice dots n' numbers Heather"

Heather: "Hmmmmm"